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Merry Christmas, and New Shareholder Missions

Empire Avenue rolled out new missions for everyone this week, and they also made a missions board “I’ve yet to find it, really don’t care, but I know it exists”. I done a small sharing mission earlier and a bunch of douchebags bought between 1-25 shares of my stock just so they could steal the mission. I would be glad for someone to buy 1 share so they could participate in my missions, that is if they would at least do them. A tweet or something. I planned on blocking anyone who bought 1 share of me today, but I don’t feel like messing with it. I do however plan to do a Christmas mission, but I’ll probably just buy Eaves in people who DO the missions, and send a message telling the rest of my shareholders to SCREW OFF 🙂 j/k. I had the best group of shareholders until today, the 2 or 3 guys who jacked all my missions prior didn’t take the last one I dared them to take, but the guys buying 1 share to steal 500 eaves is just too much. I’m really starting to hate missions, it’s ludicrous, and Empire Avenue is just making it worse with their “Mission Boards” and seperating them from shareholder mail. So here’s my plan, I’m going to stash all the Eaves I get this week and buy up great shareholders this weekend. I know for a fact I can give everyone 500 eaves by buying 5000e worth of shares, andd I am going to get immense joy out of sending a Merry Christmas Message thanking my Favorite shareholders like Lisa Mason, Michael Todd, Resume Bob, Dana Lange, Calie, Sally K Witt, Diana, and the list keeps going. It’s also going to have a message for the douches who own 1 share of me (I know how bad it is to tell people to screw off in Social Media, but I’m honest to a fault. I may never win any universal popularity awards, but I try to dish it out fairly to those who deserve it. I give a lot of bend online, but I’ve been doing this for so long that I can’t have a positive reaction to everything) So I’ll be seeing you this weekend in Shareholder mail. May your spirit be merry, your turkey plump, your ale strong, your egg nog sweet, your presents expensive, your children quiet, your snow white and your money green. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Screw you 1 share shareholders 🙂

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  1. December 21, 2011 at 3:24 am

    I agree with the missions board thing. It’s frustrating when people do that just to steal the reward. Not a good direction for EA. I hope they find a way to fix it soon. I go to the hospital Thursday but will look for mail from you Sat-Sun when I come back home. Good luck with the new plan! Let us know how it works out.

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